This is what you look like if you board the flight to early in the morning... |
This is what you SHOULD look like... |
It's gonna be a looong trip with lots of lay-overs. |
Hey, I had a seat right next to the window. yay! |
The interior design of the plane needed some improvements. |
Ready for Take-Off! |
Frankfurt. They have tunnels under the runways, you know? |
Waiting in line... And waiting... And waiting... |
This plane was supposed to fly us over the Atlantic. |
And it did. Even after sooo many people boarded it. |
This is the coast of Germany. Or Great Britain. Or Greenland... Dunno. |
A mid-air snack. |
Finally... Over Canada the clouds kinda disappeard. But can you tell the difference? |
Not really... |
This is the Hudson Bay. |
An american quilt... Farm! Sorry! |
The first thing I heard when I left the plane was "Ey Baby. Don't be like this." |
Two engineers and a plane. |
No photographs allowed. Awwww... |
Denver airport. So big. So little time... |
"This way?!"- "No. That way!" |
Las Vegas. See what all the fuzz is about! |
Welcome to the New York New York! |
My Motel room. |
Goooood morning! |
My room was on the first floor, but this view was much nicer... |
Beware of the klingon |
This is Quark's bar. |
Star Trek themed, of course. |
The motto of the trade fair was "Pimp my Ride", I guess... |
Or maybe "Find a weird place for your monitors" |
The world's largest 102" Plasma TV |
The world's largest 103" Plasma TV |
The gold course behind the Wynn. |
A typical american car. |
I got a haircut that day! Before... |
... and after. |
Esther did a great job, didn't she? |
The excalibur. |
A vending machine for iPods. |
xmRadio |
Another Best Western. There are 7 in Las Vegas! |
Oh my god... |
A room full of porn actors next to a room full of engineers... Great! |
This is a projector. Can you believe it? |
This one as well. |
It smelled like chloride... |
Inside the Venetian. |
INSIDE the Venetian. |
Inside the VENETIAN. |
Inside the Wynn. |
Oh, and the top-most photographed sign in whole Las Vegas. |
Me in front of the Luxor. |
Somebody else in front of the luxor. |
This would be the point where I usually wake up... |
I must have taken the wrong turn somewhere. |
Yum... Slurpee! |
Beware of the pharaos. |
Palm-trees in their natural habitat. |
Quite funny, don't you think? |
Beware of the cat! |
I had a slurpee that day. Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Pepsi. |
Yuuuuuuummy! |
The show in front of the Treasure Island. |
Where smoke is, there was A LOT OF fire. |
Back in Paris. |
Because the first Slurpee was so great I had another one. With banana flavor. Yuck... |
Luncheon at the conference. |
Raw meat. |
Dinner AND a show. I really is Vegas! |
Every speaker got this nifty gadget. The lamp I mean. |
The presentation were given in rooms like this. |
On screens like this. |
Me in front of the Luxor again. |
Luckily I am not his dentist. |
Like I said |
Come here! |
The room I gave my presentation in. |
A bird. |
My session. |
And she won a the grand prize at the other luncheon. |
Beck's. |
Acceleration. |
A sunset over the desert. |
Entering Arizona. |
Hoover Damn |
Overflow control. |
Damn that's high. |
Power! |
Looking over the state border. |
Those ones are growing high! |
The swedish are conquering the world. |
Our hotel room in Tuscon, Arizona. |
The same one in the morning. |
The hotel in Tuscon, Arizona. |
The famous(?) O.K. corrall. |
Wild wild west. |
Welcome to a tombstone. |
Tombstone used to be a miner's town. |
Miner's used to be small. |
I'm just trying to blend in. |
Some people shot by an Earp. |
Some other people had one hell of a party. |
So much for the death penalty. |
Biiiiiiiig surprise. |
A typical american graveyard. |
Leaving Las Vegas. |
"Art" |
Yeah, our plane was late. |
Joanne! I met her on it. Somewhere between Las Vegas and San Francisco. |
"Sunny" California. |
Now we are on holiday. |
Florida was the sunshine state, right? |
You need that sort of car with the hills of San Francisco. |
We took a car with a Sirius radio this time. |
And entering San Fracisco. |
Colorful houses, eh?! |
Hills, hills, hills. |
And cable cars. |
They are slow. |
Veeery slow. |
*Yawn* Is it over now? |
Alcatraz. This used to be Al Capone's residence once. |
Lombard street. Probably the only street in America with curves. |
The others are sooooo straight. |
Lombard street. Looking down. |
Looking up. |
A first glimpse of the Golden Gate bridge. |
This can be understood in two different ways. |
Pier 39. San Francisco. |
The one with all the sea lions. |
And the tourists. |
And the sea gulls. |
Looks like something is crawling out of my soup. |
Parking on an airfield for sea gulls is kinda dangerous... |
... you see? |
The other side of the bridge. |
And San Francisco. |
The City where all the houses are slanted. |
190 expensive ways to store your dust. |
Including an authentic chinese last supper. |
Lastest fashion. |
Entering Chinatown. |
Chinatown for tourists. |
10 Mark. |
The window alone is worth a fortune. |
Chinese restrooms. |
This really is a strange city... |
Leaving Chinatown. |
Could somebody PLEASE tell me what this means? |
Yuck. Diet, cherry AND vanilla. |
St. Pauli!!!! |
Driving over a red bridge. |
I wonder if it's really working or just a backdrop for the tourists. |
Hold it right there!! |
That's what I call one hell of a cable. |
In which movie was this house so important? |
This really feels like the land of the free. |
Yeah, I know, I photographed it quite often. |
But... Yay! I'm standing in front of it!! |
Muir woods. |
There are biiiiiiig trees there. |
And biiiiig bears. |
Squishy the blowfish. God rests his soul... |
Silicon Valley. And Altera. |
nVidia Headquarters. Or something. |
Very intel-ligent. |
Yeah, I am always wearing that when I design chips. |
This is where microchips are born in. |
Look how shiny pure silicon is. |
Fuck You Moore! |
Intel inside. |
A time capsule. With the old logo still on it. |
Oh! Look! A photo location! |
The power of intel. |
Ten years ago we had to toss our junk secretly in the woods. Now we got ebay. |
This thing told me that I am "naughty but nice". Works for me! |
Golden Gate... You know... The red bridge. |
Oh yeah! I was in California!! |
How romantic... |
It says "Fire line." not police... |
But cars on the sidewalk where in fact allowed. |
Our room in San Francisco. |
San Francisco by night. |
Sotp! |
More slanted houses. |
We went to the cable car museum. |
Welcome to it. |
It is a museum. |
It works completly mechanic. |
What? You want to see my ticket? |
Clear instructions about boarding a cable car. |
0 carbs, 0 sugar... |
...0 alcohol... |
We climbed the highest mountains. |
Just to have a view over the bay bridge. |
And the Golden Gate Bridge... again... |
What's with the rainbow? |
Come on in, stay a while... |
Last exit before entering San Quentin. |
This guy must be an agent! |
High thread condition at the airport. |
Logging out of the states. |
Up up and away. |
$HOME sweet $HOME. |
I need to get a better spam filter... |
Those are aaaaaall the souvenirs I brought back home. |